Shit I email or: How I learned to stop worrying and think I'm fucking funny
So basically, here's some of my favourite reply-all emails I do site wide at work. I think I'm funny, I'm happy to admit that. But then again, who doesn't think they're funny? I've redacted names and the like for people's privacy, obviously. Let's begin! September 3rd 2013 Email: Hi All, REDACTED has misplaced his REDACTED book from the back of the canteen. The book is 'old' and blue, it has three orange tabs along the pages. It was left on the top of the freezer in the back of the canteen while he was busy serving. It's REALLY important that he gets this book back because it contains information that he is need for his final exam. If you have picked it up accidentally can you please return it to him. Reply: Oh whoops. I’m getting married in a couple of months and thought I’d take it as Bernadette’s something old and blue… Sorry about that. October 30th 2013 Email: There are some marrow bones available from the REDACTED.